So this post is dedicated to the love of europe for junk, rubbish, trash, compost, fertilizer, manure. Whatever you call it. And its just oh gosh you guys don’t care a bit if you left your stupid yellow bell pepper in the fridge until its resembles a piece of shit (LITERALLY!) or have your lemon stay on the shelf until its yellow and squishy and leaky. I hate the kitchen, and I hate those inconsiderate austrians.
So. Long story. This moron of a cook, probably called Oscar and lives in a trash can, decided to try a new dish, called fermented bell pepper with cheese and lemon sauce. And started his newest invention 3 months before, forgot about it and left his things happily to ROT in the fridge. And guess what, the rest of his fellow shelf-mates decided to join him on his crazy crusade for unconventional cuisine and happily permitted his appetizing concoction to brew in the fridge. So the fridge started to emit fragrances, not much different from a field with cows suffering from diarrhea. How fresh and sweet. Oh yah add the fact that there was a slice of cheese inside that enough green spots to make any blue cheese lover gag and puke his guts out.
If you can’t clean up your trash you don’t deserve to use the fridge.
I cleaned out that junk today. And it wasn’t even my shelf in the fridge. I hate you filthy Austrians! Sanitary obviously isn’t very high on your priority list. No wonder there is a sudden measles outbreak.
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